My Hotel Key Stopped Working and Then THIS Happened in France

Not make this up if I tried. I am currently sitting in the lobby of my hotel waiting for the front desk guy to come out of the bathroom because he's currently crying because my room key doesn't work. A story time. I get back to the hotel and I left my room key in my room. So I go up to the front desk and I say, I left my room key. He gives me a key. I go upstairs, I tap the key and it flashes red like it's not working or the battery's in the locker down. I come back downstairs and I say, it's not working. And he says to me, what do you want, monsieur? And taps the card. He goes, it works. And I go, well, it doesn't work upstairs. And he goes, perhaps you are drunk or you go to the wrong floor. And I said, no, no, I don't. I'm not drunk. I didn't go to the wrong floor. It doesn't work. And he goes, well, what do you want me to do? I make it for you. Now, listen, here's the thing. French customer service is less than we desire. But he. He gives me a whole thing, gives me the key, and as I walk away, I go, and what is your name? He goes, why do you want my name? And I go, what is your name? He goes, I shall not tell you my name. And I go, what, is there a problem? And he goes, you know what? I quit this job. I, you, I, you, I, everybody, everything. I said, whoa, let's tone this down a little bit. What's the problem? He's like, I make you a key and you are rude. I am not asleep. I am not not. And I am just like, oh, my God. And then he goes on like a three minute diatribe about how he is not a slave and he will be not be talked to a certain way and how I am just a horrible person because What, I paid 200 a night for this room and he does not work for me. And I go, skip it. All I asked you was what was your name? I just asked who I was talking to because the room key you gave me did not work. I went upstairs and it didn't work. And I said, it's blinking red, like maybe the batteries are dead. And your solution is to tell me that the key must automatically work and somehow I'm doing the wrong thing. I went to my room, and then he screams at me that other people come out in the lobby. And then I'm like going back and forth and I'm like, hey, can we Just. And then one of his colleagues come out, and then he starts talking about me in French and said, do not talk about me in French behind my back, in front of my face. He goes, I talk about you in front because we are in France. If you do not like French, do not let me be here. It's like, so you are talking about me negatively in front of somebody else, directly in front of my face, as if I don't understand what you're saying. I heard what you say. That was very inappropriate. And then he goes, I cannot take this job. I hope they fire me. You shall be reserved. So all I asked you was, what was your name? All I said is, what is your name? And then he ran away from me and went out of the bathroom and then began crying. And then he came out and I said, monsieur, what is the problem? And then he walked into the employees only section, closed and locked the door. So if this room key doesn't work, I guess I'm sleeping in the lobby tonight.