Why College is a Liability: The Founder vs. HR

Here's why I would beat my son if he ever told me he wanted to go to college.

Here's why I would beat my son if he ever told me he wanted to go to college. First of all, I mean, it's like you're spending $400,000 of my money for what? A chance to make 90k a year in McKinney? No, no. Shut this down. This is a huge liability problem. HR perspective. I have two sons in college, and I do not want them dropping out. You don't understand, Michelle. They have to drop out or they're gonna be part of the permanent underclass. Do you want me to talk to your mother? Do you want me to tell her how you're behaving at work again? You don't even have to call my mom. That's ridiculous. Michelle, it's getting a little bit out of hand. You don't have to talk to my mom. So always remember, kids, no matter what opportunities, no matter what happens, you have to stay in school. Because you know what's better than a chance at making a million dollars? The guaranteed path at making a few hundred K? Because, really, that's all you ever really want in life. Never take any risks. And always go for the safe route. And remember, if you're in school, if you're in college right now, there might really be a place for you as a consultant at McKinsey. So go give that a try, too.