The Secret Way to Spot an Undercover Cop

You can always spot an undercover police officer and it is exceptionally easy.

You can always spot an undercover police officer and it is exceptionally easy. And I'll tell you, I struggled very badly with whether or not to do this post because I don't believe in outing law enforcement. There's public safety reasons for that. And not only that, my job is a lawyer. I get people out of trouble when they go to court. I don't help people commit crime. I've decided for the sake of civil liberties and the Constitution and all that good shit to give the secret. And the secret is very simple. A undercover officer cannot hide their dental plan. Look at the teeth. They've all got really sparkly white teeth, the vast majority of them, because they've got the good government plan. Now, having said that, there are some exceptions. If you've ever dealt anybody with anybody from Mesquite Police Department, for instance, you will find that they may have very poor dental care. Some of your more rural areas, there are police officers who smoke like chimneys. And so you know, the teeth are not always 100% of a giveaway. But more often than not, look at the choppers. You can't hide the government dental plan.