Monster vs. Red Bull: Why You’re Buying the Wrong Energy Drink

You're drinking an energy drink and I'm here to tell you to stop. Not because energy drinks are bad, but because you're buying the wrong one.

You're drinking an energy drink and I'm here to tell you to stop. Not because energy drinks are bad, but because you're buying the wrong one. Round one price. You're telling me for the exact same price I can get almost half the size? Not only are you breaking my wallet, but maybe the next topic makes it worth it. Monster brings the perfect amount. It's not just a shot of God knows what. And it's also not a 32 ounce chug jug. Round two taste. Gonna give it a Red Bull here. If you want to taste acid, they're your go to brand. I've never tasted anything as jarring and acidic as a classic Red Bull. I mean, no wonder they give you half the can. You drink too much and your tongue's gonna fall off. Monster can give you a full can because when you taste it, it's refreshing, semi chemical and 100% awesome. Let's get to the freaking final round. Branding. This is the only real competition here because Red Bull has some of the craziest heart pumping stunts out there. But. But so does Monster. And Monster is not just a couple of athletes that hate the taste of their sponsor, but it's honestly a cult. You ever met a monster lover? They're crazy. They make insane can art, customized cans, a whole freaking armor set. Not to mention some of them make monster walls and add random followers to the can. Now it's your turn to speak. Give me your best excuse for why you're still drinking a Red Bull.